Mashup Madness
I’ve been collecting some pretty kickass mashups to share and I’ve decided to post them mixtape style. I’ve used 8tracks.com to create this mixtape of some of the best mashups I’ve heard online.
If you leave a comment and lemme know which is your favorite, you just might find a surprise in your inbox. Enjoy the tunes!
Tagged: Bastard Pop, Bootleg, Mashup, Mix, Remix
Report Card Comments
These are either just jokes or real comments on report cards left by New York City public school teachers. Either way, they are full of shits & giggles!
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a ‘full six-pack’ but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter’s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
11. It’s impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
My favorite was #8!
Durex: Get It On!
Thanks to the power of YouTube & Twitter, I came across this hilarious commercial for Durex Condoms.
Durex: Get It On!
Click here if you can’t see the video!
Tagged: Commercial, Funny, NSFW, YouTube
Jizz In My Pants
I know this video has been online for a bit now, but since I was neglecting my blog I never posted it. I think it deserves to be added, so here it is in all it’s jizzy glory. Cheers!
Jizz In My Pants by The Lonely Island (Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone)
Special appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake.
Click here if you can’t see the video!
Tagged: Funny, Lonely Island, Music Video, SNL, TV
BACON’D!
Another great clip from Funny or Die!
You’ve been BACON’D!
Tagged: Funny, Funny or Die, Humor
Classes ALL Men Should Take
Here’s a great list of classes all you guys out there should take. Props to @Theo!
Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED ASAP!
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays–Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll–Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?–Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks
Class 5
Dinner Dishes–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
The Best Gift: A Kickass Music Compilation CD
Every year a friend of mine makes a music compilation CD of a bunch of songs he deems totally awesome that he gives to friends and family for Christmas. He creates the CD cover, inserts, and even designs the artwork on the CD itself. It’s a nice homemade gift that takes a shitload of time and effort and I am lucky to be a recipient of his yearly gift.
Since I am not a selfish person and love sharing music, below is ALL 17 tracks from the CD in order (since order is very important when making any CD or mixtape). I’ve listed the artists and track names above each song. Get ready to listen to some great songs!
Minilogue – Animals
I love searching vimeo for cool videos, and this one most definitely caught my attention. The animation is totally awesome and it’s set to music from Minilogue. The song is called Animals.
Minilogue – Animals from ljudbilden on Vimeo.
It’s awesome in HD! If you want to see it in HD, click the link for the video to watch it on vimeo, or just click here.
Tagged: Animation, Art, Music Video, Vimeo
A Short Love Story
This is a pretty funny joke, courtesy of my bud Theo.
A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, “‘Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.’”
“Wow! That’s a great idea!”, he exclaimed.
“Good.”, she replied. “Get your own fucking blanket.”
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
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