Psychology
A short and funny joke for you all. This one made me laugh my ass off!
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”
She said, “You have the biggest penis of all your friends.”
Tagged: Funny, Humor, Marriage, Psychology
A Short Love Story
This is a pretty funny joke, courtesy of my bud Theo.
A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, “‘Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.’”
“Wow! That’s a great idea!”, he exclaimed.
“Good.”, she replied. “Get your own fucking blanket.”
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
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