Classes ALL Men Should Take

11. January 2009 · Filed under: Jokes · 5 Comments 

;) Here’s a great list of classes all you guys out there should take. Props to @Theo!

Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED ASAP!

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays–Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll–Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?–Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks

Class 5
Dinner Dishes–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

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3 Men in Hell

14. September 2008 · Filed under: Jokes · 1 Comment 

This joke is too funny! I can relate to #3! ;)

There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.

To the first he asked, “What was your biggest sin on earth?” and the man replied, “Oh, man! I just love alcohol and being drunk, man.” The devil showed the man to a room full of alcohol of every type and description and he put the man inside and said, “See you in 100 years!” and locked the door.

To the second man he asked the same question and the man replied “Oh, man. I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife, man”. So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of gorgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said, “See you in 100 years!” and locked the door.

The third man’s answer to the question was “Oh, man. I just LOVE weed! I’m high all the time, man, and I can’t live without it!”. The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you’ve ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying, “See you in 100 years!”.

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