Dark In Here

06. October 2008 · Filed under: Jokes · 2 Comments 

Funny joke sent to me by a friend! ;) Thanks Theo!

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, ‘Dark in here.’

The man says, ‘Yes, it is.’

Boy: ‘I have a baseball.’

Man: ‘That’s nice’

Boy: ‘Want to buy it?’

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3 Men in Hell

14. September 2008 · Filed under: Jokes · 1 Comment 

This joke is too funny! I can relate to #3! ;)

There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.

To the first he asked, “What was your biggest sin on earth?” and the man replied, “Oh, man! I just love alcohol and being drunk, man.” The devil showed the man to a room full of alcohol of every type and description and he put the man inside and said, “See you in 100 years!” and locked the door.

To the second man he asked the same question and the man replied “Oh, man. I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife, man”. So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of gorgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said, “See you in 100 years!” and locked the door.

The third man’s answer to the question was “Oh, man. I just LOVE weed! I’m high all the time, man, and I can’t live without it!”. The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you’ve ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying, “See you in 100 years!”.

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